Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on August 21, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Craig Waibel! From your fearless tackles with the Colorado Rapids and LA Galaxy to lifting trophies with San Jose Earthquakes and Houston Dynamo, you've always been a defender opponents dreaded—and teammates adored. Rumor has it forwards still check under their beds for you before bedtime!

Your legacy isn't just measured in championships or clean sheets; it's also about that timeless hairstyle—boldly aerodynamic long before bald was cool. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards than usual. Cheers to another year of legendary moments both on the pitch and off!