Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on November 25, 1965)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Cris Carter! You've always had 'hands of gold', catching everything thrown your way—even compliments about aging gracefully. With an impressive 1,101 receptions and a cool 130 touchdowns under your belt, it's clear you mastered football’s most sacred mantra: "All he does is catch touchdowns."

Your Hall-of-Fame induction in 2013 cemented what Vikings fans knew all along—you're simply unstoppable (whether running routes or blowing out birthday candles). Here's hoping today brings plenty more memories as amazing as that spectacular sideline grab we still can't stop replaying—all fingers intact!

Have a fantastic birthday celebration fit for Minnesota's finest!