Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on October 22, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Cris Kirkwood! From punk-rock pioneer to bass-thumping legend, you've kept the Meat Puppets grooving through decades of sonic adventures. Who knew that "Too High to Die" would not only go gold in '94 but also become a timeless anthem for fans who still can't resist air-bassing along?

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic jams and unforgettable gigs. May your strings stay tuned, your riffs remain legendary, and may you always be just high enough—not too high—to keep rocking stages worldwide. Cheers to more musical magic ahead—keep puppeteering those beats like nobody else can!