Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on September 30, 1985)

Happy birthday, Cristian Rodriguez! From dazzling defenders since your debut with Peñarol in 2002 to sprinting down the wings for Uruguay's national team from 2003 onward, you've always been faster than a rumor and trickier than grandma’s Wi-Fi password. Your moves on the pitch have left opponents dizzy—and fans cheering louder each year.

Whether it was lifting trophies or scoring crucial goals, you’ve consistently shown that age is just a number—though we suspect you're secretly powered by mate tea and sheer determination. Keep outrunning Father Time like he's another defender trying (and failing) to catch up! Cheers!