Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on September 23, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Crooked I! Another year older and still dropping bars sharper than a barber's razor. From your legendary Slaughterhouse days to lighting up the mic on "The Allegory," you've consistently proven that age only makes you rhyme better—like fine wine or vintage sneakers.

Your recent podcast moves have us nodding heads harder than ever; you're not just spitting verses but wisdom too. Keep schooling these young MCs while making hip-hop history look effortless. Here's hoping this birthday brings more punchlines, fewer haters, and enough cake to match those heavyweight rhymes of yours. Cheers to another timeless chapter ahead!