Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on March 13, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Curtis Conway! From dazzling touchdowns with the Chicago Bears to your impressive career spanning multiple NFL teams, you've always known how to catch attention—literally. Your speed and agility on the field made defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic; rumor has it some cornerbacks are still trying to figure out where you went!

Even off-field as a commentator, your insights remain sharp and entertaining. May this birthday bring you more joy than scoring that unforgettable 96-yard touchdown against Miami in '95. Keep running circles around life just like you did opponents—age is only a number, but greatness lasts forever!