Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on March 16, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Curtis Granderson Jr.! You're the only guy who could turn triples into an art form—leading MLB in 2007 and 2008 with Detroit. Watching you sprint around those bases was like watching someone chase down free pizza: determined, unstoppable, and always entertaining.

From your days as a Yankee slugger (2010-2013) to becoming a beloved Met from 2014 onward—you've proven that pinstripes or blue-and-orange suits you equally well. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy—and hopefully fewer curveballs than you've faced on the field! Keep swinging for greatness; you're truly one of baseball's timeless stars.