Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on March 29, 1982)

Happy Birthday, D'Anthony Batiste! Just like the reliable journeyman you are on the O-line—blocking your way through teams from Dallas to Arizona—you keep showing us how real veterans celebrate. Honestly, anyone who survives NFL trenches as long as you have deserves a giant cake and a personalized helmet-shaped pillow!

Through perseverance and resilience since joining league challenges in 2006 with the Cowboys, you've tackled obstacles (literally!) season after season. While many switch uniforms unwillingly once or twice in their careers, you've gracefully turned jersey swapping into an art form we're all jealous of.

Enjoy your special day—keep blocking haters as skillfully as defensive linemen!