Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on July 20, 1971)

Happy birthday to the legendary DJ Screw! May your day be as slow and smooth as your iconic chopped-and-screwed beats. You've given us timeless classics like "3'n the Mornin': Part Two" and "Since the Gray Tapes Vol. 2," proving that sometimes, slowing things down is exactly what we need.

Your innovative style didn't just change Houston hip-hop—it changed music forever. Thanks for teaching us all how to savor every beat (and making it acceptable to dance in slow motion). Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are screwed up—in only the best possible way, of course!