Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 01, 1991)

Happy Birthday, DJ Swearinger! You're still tackling birthdays just as fiercely as you handled opponents during your stellar rookie season with the Texans. Who could forget those impressive 71 tackles and your fearless plays that made receivers think twice about catching a ball near you? Rumor has it, cake candles tremble in fear whenever you're around!

Here's wishing you another year filled with hard-hitting success and memorable moments—just like when you emerged from being a young second-round draft pick to becoming a key defensive starter. Stay forever timeless, DJ; age is just another opponent you'll effortlessly dominate!