Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 24, 1982)

Happy Birthday, DaMarcus Beasley! From blazing down the wings with Chicago Fire to dazzling fans at Rangers FC and Puebla, you've always been faster than a rumor spreading through social media. Your moves on the pitch were smoother than birthday cake frosting—sweet, timeless, and impossible to resist.

Your incredible journey from MLS rookie sensation in 2000 to becoming a cornerstone of the US national team since 2001 has inspired countless soccer fans. Whether it was your electrifying World Cup performances or your impressive adaptability across leagues worldwide, you've proven age is just a number—though yours keeps getting higher! Cheers!