40 years old (Born on September 05, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Damian Martin—the man whose defense terrified opponents more than losing WiFi terrifies teenagers! Winning four consecutive NBL Defensive Player of the Year awards (2011–2014) isn't just impressive; it's practically superhero-level. Clearly, locked-down security systems are modeled on your defensive strategies.With championships and legendary plays defining your career at Perth Wildcats, you've become synonymous with basketball excellence—and occasionally making rival teams reconsider their careers mid-game. Here's wishing you a birthday that's as unforgettable as every stolen pass or crucial block in crunch-time moments!
Stay awesome—may all upcoming endeavors be easier to guard against than yourself on the court.