Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on April 03, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Damien Sandow! Or should I say, Aaron Haddad—the Intellectual Savior of the Masses. Your unmatched sophistication and priceless performances in WWE brought laughter and brilliance to fans everywhere. From winning Money in the Bank while enlightening crowds with sophisticated insults to making stunt-double roles legendary with 'Mizdow,' your comedic genius always stole our hearts.

Even though your robe-and-towel days were iconic enough to ensure immortality, it's truly impressive you've continued dazzling rings across stages around the world. Cheers today for another year as wrestling’s favorite intellectual superstar—may all future birthdays be as enlightened (and hilarious) as you!