Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on November 03, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Damien Woody! From dominating defensive linemen with the Patriots to anchoring offensive lines for the Lions and Jets, you've always been a force on—and off—the field. Your Super Bowl victories are legendary; your pancake blocks still haunt linebackers' dreams!

Now retired from flattening opponents, you're crushing it as an analyst—proving that even without pads and helmets, you can tackle tough questions effortlessly. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than stadium cheers and cake slices bigger than any defender you've ever faced. Here's hoping this year brings more touchdowns in life’s end zone!