Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on May 20, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Dan Abrams! From courtroom drama to TV screens nationwide, you've managed to make legal analysis both insightful and entertaining—no easy feat. Whether breaking down complex cases on MSNBC or launching successful ventures like Law & Crime Network, your sharp wit and clear explanations have kept us informed (and amused) for years.

As the son of legendary First Amendment lawyer Floyd Abrams, you certainly inherited a knack for eloquence—but we suspect that impeccable hair is all yours. Here's hoping this year brings even more success—and fewer objections—from life itself. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!