Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on May 17, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Dan Cummins! Another year around the sun; makes me wonder—is "Revenge" still near? Your comedy had us cracking up since your CD ranked in Punchline Magazine's top 10 back in '09. If revenge was tasty then, by now it’s aged into fine comedic wine.

From “Dan Cummins’ Hear This” to today, you’ve consistently delivered hilarious insights into life's madness. Each punchline sharper than ever—you've truly made cynicism a respected art form. Cheers to more tours filled with roaring laughter and fewer awkward interactions—though we secretly love those too! Have another epic spin around the calendar wheel!