Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 17, 1980)

Happy birthday to the legendary Dan Haren! From debuting with the Cardinals back in 2003 to carving out an impressive MLB career, you've always kept us on our toes—usually batters, too. Who could forget those innings pitched with grace and that signature calm style (plus moments when even your fastball seemed chill)? Your legacy is truly timeless.

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as that incredible All-Star run you had in Oakland or that time you baffled hitters game after game. Thanks for all the strikes, laughs, and unforgettable highlights you gave baseball fans everywhere. Cheers, Dan!