Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 17, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Dan Jennings! From dominating the mound at Nebraska to making your major league debut with the Miami Marlins in 2012, you've always pitched like a pro. Your fastball might be impressive, but it's your ability to dodge line drives and awkward dugout dances that truly sets you apart!

Here's hoping this year brings fewer curveballs off the field and more strikeouts on it. May your birthday celebration rival those legendary Cornhusker victories—full of cheers, laughter, and maybe even some cake-induced bullpen antics. Keep throwing heat and staying awesome; you're still pitching strong in life's big leagues!