Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on July 22, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Dan Kennedy! You're the only goalkeeper who can make diving saves look like dance moves. From your early days with MetroStars to those sunny afternoons guarding Chivas USA's net, you've always kept fans entertained—sometimes intentionally!

Your adventures took you from Puerto Rico Islanders' beaches to Municipal Iquique’s stadiums; clearly you're a goalie who's mastered both tropical sunburn and soccer glory. May this birthday bring fewer penalty kicks and more cake slices.

Here's wishing you another year of spectacular dives (preferably onto soft couches) and continued success in life beyond goalkeeping gloves. Keep smiling—you've earned it!