Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on September 13, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Dan Palmer! May your day be filled with more joy than the Brumbies' scrum dominance back in 2012. Your legendary prop skills from 2011 to 2013 still echo through Canberra—rumor has it they're naming a pie after you at GIO Stadium!

Here's hoping this year brings as much success and laughter as those unforgettable moments on the rugby pitch. Keep tackling life head-on (just maybe without all that tape around your ears). Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun, mate—you've earned every slice of cake today!