Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on January 28, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Dan Spitz! From shredding riffs with Anthrax to crafting legendary solos that made us all air-guitar heroes, you've rocked our worlds and eardrums alike. Your talent is timeless—much like the denim jackets we wore while headbanging to your epic tunes.

Here's hoping your birthday hits harder than a thrash metal breakdown and brings more joy than discovering an old Anthrax cassette in mint condition. Keep rocking, keep inspiring, and remember: age is just a number—but guitar solos are forever! Cheers to another year of loud amps, killer riffs, and unforgettable moments on stage. Rock on!