61 years old (Born on October 23, 1963)
Happy Birthday, Dan The Song Parody Man! Another year older and still remixing life's absurdities into electronic gold. From your legendary "Wendy's Retarded Rant Remix" that had us laughing uncontrollably (and questioning our fast-food choices), you've proven there's no rant too ridiculous for a catchy beat.Your talent in turning everyday chaos into hilarious musical masterpieces is unmatched—truly the Mozart of meme-worthy meltdowns. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've given fans worldwide through every viral hit and unforgettable parody track. Keep spinning those beats; we can't wait to see what you'll hilariously immortalize next!