Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on April 27, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Dana Milbank! Your columns have sparked more debates than pineapple on pizza—controversial yet undeniably intriguing. From The New Republic to The Wall Street Journal and beyond, your fearless pen has kept readers entertained (and occasionally outraged) for years.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as the countless times you've stirred up conversations around dinner tables nationwide. May your next year be filled with even sharper wit, bolder opinions—and perhaps fewer angry letters from disgruntled politicians!

Cheers to another prolific trip around the sun; keep making headlines that make us laugh and think simultaneously!