Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on March 18, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Dane Cook! May your day be filled with as many laughs as you've given us over the years—minus the hazardous swallowing, of course. From "Harmful If Swallowed" to "Retaliation," you've proved that comedy isn't just about timing; it's about staying hilariously unforgettable.

Your relentless energy and quirky yet relatable observations have shaped countless nights filled with laughter. Keep shining bright on stage and screen, teaching us all that humor never grows old—even if the candles on your cake might suggest otherwise! Here's hoping this birthday is your funniest gig yet; just chew carefully this time!