Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on February 25, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Dane Swan! Another year older and still quicker than most midfielders half your age. From debuting with Collingwood in 2003 to proudly representing Australia internationally in 2010, you've dazzled us all—though we're pretty sure defenders are still having nightmares about chasing you around the oval.

Your legendary Brownlow Medal win and countless match-winning performances have cemented your status as one of footy's finest. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer ice baths, more celebrations, and plenty of laughs off-field—because let's face it: you're already a timeless classic on it. Cheers to another spin around life's goalposts!