Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on August 17, 1980)

¡Feliz cumpleaños, Dani Güiza! The man whose goals at Real Club Mallorca made defenders tremble and goalkeepers reconsider their career choices. Your legendary golden boot-winning season was so impressive that even rival fans secretly cheered—well, maybe not Sevilla supporters.

From lighting up La Liga pitches to showcasing your talents on Spain's national team during the unforgettable 2008 Euro Championship victory (we’re still celebrating!), you've consistently reminded us all how football should be played—with skill, passion, and just a hint of cheeky charm.

Wishing you another year as brilliant as your historic strikes—and may age treat you better than VAR treats strikers today!