Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on March 28, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Daniel Dennett! Another year proving consciousness isn't just a tricky puzzle—it's also an excuse for excellent birthday cake. You've enlightened us with insights into the philosophy of mind, science, and biology while expressing ideas that continue to befuddle yet fascinate all at once.

Your tireless commitment has reshaped our understanding of human cognition and evolution. Today, let's put philosophy debates on hold just long enough to celebrate your impressive intellectual achievements—may your consciousness remain clear (and birthday candles numerous!) for many years to come. Keep chasing those brilliantly elusive thoughts; we'll happily keep running after you!