Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on March 12, 1936)

Happy Birthday, Daniel Edward Cohen! May your day be filled with more surprises than a Bigfoot sighting and fewer candles than the mysteries you've unraveled. Your fearless dives into cryptozoology have kept us all delightfully puzzled—here's hoping this year brings you even stranger creatures to chase (and perhaps finally photographic proof!).

From haunted houses to paranormal phenomena, your captivating tales continue inspiring curiosity in readers everywhere. Congratulations on another successful orbit around our mysteriously intriguing planet; may it bring fresh adventures worthy of an entire chapter—or at least one good ghost story!

Cheers to many spooky returns!