Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 12, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Archbishop Pilarczyk! You've gracefully guided Cincinnati through decades of spiritual leadership—so much so that even the chili tastes holier under your watch. Your sermons have inspired countless souls, and your wisdom has been a beacon brighter than Fountain Square at Christmas.

From ordinations to community outreach, you've always led with compassion and humor. Retirement hasn't dimmed your legacy; it only gave you more time to perfect those heavenly punchlines during homilies! May this birthday bring as many smiles as you've brought blessings—and may heaven grant you extra patience for all our earthly shenanigans. Cheers to another blessed year ahead!