Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on June 05, 1950)

Happy Birthday to the unforgettable Daniel Von Bargen! Your portrayal of Commandant Edwin Spangler on "Malcolm in the Middle" remains legendary—stern yet hilariously unpredictable. Who could forget your epic battles with Francis (Christopher Masterson), or that iconic hook-hand salute? You turned discipline into comedy gold, making us laugh every time you appeared onscreen.

Your comedic timing and deadpan delivery created timeless moments we still cherish today. Whether it was enforcing absurd rules at Marlin Academy or delivering stern lectures laced with dry wit, you've left an indelible mark on sitcom history. Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable—and slightly less strict—as Commandant Spangler himself!