Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on November 10, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Daniel Waters! May your day be filled with more wit and dark humor than a cafeteria full of Heathers. Your sharp dialogue and twisted storytelling have given us timeless quotes we still whisper at awkward parties—because nothing says celebration like teenage angst wrapped in satire.

From Westerberg High to Hollywood's cult-classic hall of fame, you've shown us that life’s absurdities are best handled with biting sarcasm and clever comebacks. Here's hoping this year brings you even more success—and fewer croquet mallets.

Stay iconic, stay edgy, but most importantly: keep making chaos look effortlessly cool. Happy birthday!