Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 22, 1975)

Happy Birthday to the incredibly talented Dannah Phirman! From your hilarious performances on Adult Swim's "Newsreaders" to your brilliant screenwriting, you've consistently brought laughter and joy into our lives. Your comedic timing is impeccable—seriously, we're still quoting some of those unforgettable sketches!

Here's wishing you another year filled with even more success, creativity, and endless laughs. May this birthday be as entertaining as one of your iconic episodes—and may it involve fewer awkward news segments (unless you're writing them!). Keep shining bright; we can't wait for what you'll bring us next. Cheers to you today and always!