Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on January 24, 1966)

Happy birthday, Danny Copeland! Another year older, but your greatest hits—like starting strong at safety for the Redskins in Super Bowl XXVI—remain timeless. Rumor has it that quarterbacks still check behind doors before bedtime, fearing you'll be there to intercept their midnight snacks.

As you celebrate today, may your party be so grand it'll make a touchdown celebration pale in comparison. Keep tackling life with the same vigor and legendary smile you brought to those NFL fields. Cheers to great memories and a future filled with winning moments—even if it's just dominating family board games from now on!