Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 14, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Danny Gare! From lighting up the ice with your legendary slapshots to making goalies reconsider their career choices, you've always been a true hockey icon. Your 56-goal season in '79-'80 still has fans reminiscing and opponents twitching nervously. Even today, your legacy remains as timeless as those classic mullets from the '70s.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and fewer penalties than you racked up during your NHL days! May you celebrate like it's another hat-trick night—minus the bruises and missing teeth. Cheers to you, Danny—forever an all-star on ice and off!