Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 05, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Danny King! Celebrating the literary genius who turned burglary, bank robbery, hitmen, and even pornography into hilarious page-turners. Your knack for making readers root for lovable rogues has given us endless laughs—and possibly questionable role models.

From "The Burglar Diaries" to your entire diaries series—each book is a comedic gem that keeps fans hooked and critics amused. May your birthday be filled with as much excitement (but fewer felonies) than your unforgettable characters experience daily. Here's hoping this year brings you more success, laughter, and inspiration—though perhaps steer clear of any personal research methods!

Cheers!