Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on July 17, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Danny Mwanga! From your dazzling debut with the Philadelphia Union back in 2010 to every electrifying goal you've scored since, you've always known how to keep fans on their feet. Your moves are smoother than birthday cake frosting and quicker than candles blown out by a hungry striker!

May this year bring you as much joy as that unforgettable rookie season when defenders trembled at your approach. Keep kicking goals and making us smile—because let's face it: age is just another number you'll easily dribble past.

Cheers to more victories ahead; you're forever our favorite Congolese-American soccer sensation!