Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on May 16, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Danny Trejo! From your unforgettable roles as the tough yet lovable Machete to your hilarious cameos that always steal the show, you've proven time and again there's nobody quite like you. Whether you're wielding a machete or flipping tacos at Trejo's Tacos—your charisma is unmatched.

Here's wishing another year filled with epic adventures both on-screen and off. May you continue inspiring us all by being Hollywood’s toughest sweetheart who can intimidate villains one minute and charm audiences effortlessly in the next. Keep rocking those tattoos, flashing that iconic grin—and remember: birthdays don't age legends; they sharpen them!