Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on December 28, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Danny Webber! The striker whose pace left defenders dizzy and whose goals powered Sheffield United to that unforgettable runner-up finish in the Championship back in 2005–06. Can you believe it's been years since your magic took Bramall Lane by storm?

You're like a fine wine—you just get better with age—but hopefully still quicker than those poor defenders you left behind! May your cake be sweeter than promotion celebrations and your year filled with more smiles than Blades fans counting all the goals you've netted. Cheers, Danny! Keep outrunning birthdays as smoothly as you did full-backs!