Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on September 20, 1978)

Happy birthday to Dante Hall, the "Human Joystick" himself! Watching you zigzagging and dancing through defenders was like seeing someone dominate Madden NFL with cheat codes. Your electrifying punt returns and touchdown celebrations still give kickers nightmares—and fans pure joy.

Chiefs Kingdom will never forget your jaw-dropping jukes or that unforgettable 93-yard return against Denver in 2003. If touchdowns were a currency, you'd be Elon Musk rich by now! Thanks for giving us countless heart-racing memories that redefined special teams excitement.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more cake—after all, nobody slices through frosting coverage quite like #82!