Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on October 11, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Dante! Whether you're dodging airborne sharks as Vaughn Brody in "Sharknado 2: The Second One," or rocking Baltimore's big hairstyles and even bigger dance moves as Link Larkin in "Hairspray," you always leave us smiling and cheering for more. Who knew disaster movies could be so hilariously epic—or that hairspray could be so heroic?

May your special day have all the excitement of a shark tornado (minus the danger!) and all the sparkle of a Broadway finale. Your talent shines brighter every year—keep bringing laughter, drama, and gravity-defying hairstyles into our lives. Cheers to you!