Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on October 16, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Darius Kasparaitis! The man who made opponents think twice before skating into your zone—your legendary hip checks are still echoing through NHL arenas. Drafted by the Islanders in '92, you quickly became hockey's favorite Lithuanian wrecking ball, leaving a trail of flattened forwards and bewildered goal scorers behind.

From your unforgettable overtime playoff winner against Buffalo to representing Lithuania proudly on international ice—you've always played with heart (and humor). May this birthday bring fewer penalties and more cake; after all those years defending the blue line fiercely, you've certainly earned some sweet celebration time off-ice. Cheers!