Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on June 13, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Darius Vassell! The man who once bravely took a power drill to his own toenail—proving that strikers really will do anything for the game. From Aston Villa's speedy goal-getter to Manchester City's reliable forward and Leicester City’s seasoned pro, your career was filled with unforgettable moments (and thankfully fewer DIY medical procedures).

Whether dazzling fans at Ankaragücü or representing England on international stages, you always brought passion—and occasionally some hilarious unpredictability—to every match. May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring against rivals did in your prime days—but please leave any home repairs strictly offside today!