Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on July 19, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Darlington Nagbe! From dazzling the fans with your silky footwork at Cleveland Internationals to becoming Portland Timbers' midfield maestro since 2011, you've always made soccer look effortlessly cool. Your ability to glide past defenders like they're standing still has left us wondering if you're secretly playing in slow-motion mode.

Whether it's scoring jaw-dropping goals or orchestrating game-winning plays, you’ve given us countless unforgettable moments on the pitch. May this birthday bring as much joy and excitement as that epic MLS Cup victory—just remember not to dribble around too many candles today; we need you match-fit tomorrow! Cheers!