Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 08, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Darrel! From undrafted surprise to NFL standout—you proved it takes heart and hustle more than headlines. Your gritty blocks lit the way for Washington's backfield since your breakout season in 2010, leaving fans cheering wildly while defenders could only mutter your name.

Surely Villanova wonders how such an incredible gem slipped by unnoticed—but their loss was definitely the Redskins' gain. Whether you were opening lanes with punishing power or sneaking into touchdowns unexpectedly from short yardage situations—each play made us grateful you're tougher on opponents than birthday candles are tough on cake lovers like yourself!