Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on March 03, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Darren Anderton! Just like your legendary crosses at Tottenham Hotspur, may your celebrations today be perfectly timed and always on target. With 34 goals in nearly 300 matches for Spurs between 1992 and 2004, you proved that consistency is key—though we're still amazed you managed to dodge the physio long enough to achieve it!

And let's not forget those memorable moments wearing England's shirt from '94 to '01. Thirty caps of pure class and determination made fans cheer louder than ever. Here's hoping today's festivities are injury-free—after all, we wouldn't want "Sicknote" missing his own party!