Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on June 21, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Daryl Haney! May your day be as delightfully unpredictable and entertainingly chaotic as the unforgettable night you crafted in "After Hours." Your knack for storytelling has given us countless laughs, thrills, and existential midnight ponderings—truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Here's hoping this year brings even more success to one of America's favorite screenwriters. Whether you're penning another quirky adventure or sharing insightful essays with wit only you can master—we eagerly await what's next from your brilliant mind. Cheers to many more years filled with creativity (and hopefully fewer late-night misadventures)!