Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 05, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Daryl Sattler! Just like your days guarding the net for FC Tampa Bay back in 2010-11, you've always known how to keep life's challenges from scoring. Whether it was diving saves with the San Antonio Scorpions or commanding the box at Minnesota United FC, you made goalkeeping look easier than blowing out birthday candles.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with fewer penalty kicks and more cake slices. May your reflexes stay sharp enough to catch every compliment thrown your way today—because let's face it, you're still our favorite keeper who never lets age score!