Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on September 18, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Dashon Goldson! From dominating the field as one of the NFL's hardest-hitting safeties to signing that impressive $41 million deal with Tampa Bay in 2013, you've always known how to make an entrance. Your tackles were legendary—opponents probably still check under their beds for you at night!

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more excitement than a pick-six interception and smoother celebrations than your iconic end-zone dances. May this year bring you joy, laughter, and fewer fines from referees who just couldn't handle your intensity. Keep tackling life head-on—you've certainly earned every celebration today!