Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on July 24, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Datone Jones! From dominating the field at UCLA to becoming Green Bay's 26th overall pick in 2013, you've always tackled life head-on—literally. Your rookie season was impressive with those memorable 3.5 sacks; quarterbacks still have nightmares about you!

Here's hoping your birthday is as epic and unstoppable as your defensive moves on game day. May this year bring even more success than chasing down QBs ever did—and fewer bruises too! Keep sacking life's challenges like they're just another quarterback standing between you and cake.

Cheers to many more years of greatness both on and off the gridiron!