Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on February 29, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Dave Brailsford! The man who turned cycling into gold—literally. Your meticulous attention to detail and marginal gains philosophy didn't just win races; it made the rest of us reconsider how we butter our toast each morning. Eight Olympic gold medals in Beijing 2008? Clearly, you weren't satisfied with just one or two—you had to go for a full set!

Here's wishing you another year filled with victories as impressive as your coaching career. May your birthday cake be aerodynamic, your candles burn efficiently, and may every gift bring marginal gains in happiness! Cheers to more success ahead!